diff --git a/AM2RLauncher/AM2RLauncher/MainForm/MainForm.UI.cs b/AM2RLauncher/AM2RLauncher/MainForm/MainForm.UI.cs
index 359df85..c67b61b 100644
--- a/AM2RLauncher/AM2RLauncher/MainForm/MainForm.UI.cs
+++ b/AM2RLauncher/AM2RLauncher/MainForm/MainForm.UI.cs
@@ -52,44 +52,6 @@ namespace AM2RLauncher
         /// <summary>
         /// A <see cref="string"/>-<see cref="Array"/> of custom splashes.
         /// </summary>
-        static readonly private string[] SPLASH_LIST = {
-            "The real Ridley is the friends we made along the way.",
-            "Now with 100% more Septoggs!",
-            "Now with 100% more Blob Throwers!",
-            "Speedrun THIS, I dare you.",
-            "The broken pipe is a lie.",
-            "Overcommitting to April Fool's since 2018.",
-            "Also try Metroid II: Return of Samus!",
-            "Also try Metroid: Samus Returns!",
-            "Also try Prime 2D!",
-            "Trust me, it's an 'unintentional feature.'",
-            "Coming soon to a PC near you!",
-            "This ain't your parents' Metroid 2!",
-            "Now setting boss pattern to S P E E N",
-            "You S P E E N me right round, baby!",
-            "Wait, I thought Metroid was a guy!",
-            "jellyfish is helping yes",
-            "Why can't Metroid crawl?",
-            "When in doubt, blame GameMaker.",
-            "It just works™",
-            "Reject C++, return to ABSTRACTION",
-            "C# is just C++++ with Windows support.",
-            "Use of the Launcher has now been authorized!",
-            // GTK splashes begin here
-            "Sorry this is ugly, but at least it works.",
-            "GTK + QT = 💣",
-            "I hope you use Arch, btw",
-            "All your Ubuntu are belong to Arch btw.",
-            "Help, how do I quit vim!?",
-            "The bloat isn't our fault, YoYo Games forced 1GB dependencies!",
-            "The quieter you are, the more Metroids you can hear.",
-            "What you are referring to as AM2R, is in fact, GNU/AM2R.",
-            "GNOME be gone!",
-            "Go compile your own girlfriend. This one doesn't count, she's out of your league.",
-            "Year 3115, NVIDIA still doesn't support Wayland.",
-            "Was a mouse really that expensive, i3 users!?",
-            "Imagine using non-free software."
-        };
 
         /// <summary>
         /// The current Launcher version.
@@ -157,9 +119,6 @@ namespace AM2RLauncher
                 Environment.Exit(0);
             }
 
-
-
-
             log.Info("Mutex check passed. Entering main thread.");
             log.Info("Current Launcher Version: " + VERSION);
             log.Info("Current Platform-ID is: " + Platform.ID);
@@ -199,9 +158,7 @@ namespace AM2RLauncher
             }
 
             // Custom splash texts
-            Random rng = new Random();
-            // Some fanciness so we can have Gtk-only quips, because Gtk visuals are lame.
-            string splash = SPLASH_LIST[rng.Next(0, SPLASH_LIST.Length - (Platform.IsGtk ? 0 : 13))];
+            string splash = Splash.GetSplash();
             log.Info("Randomly chosen splash: " + splash);
 
             // Load bitmaps
diff --git a/AM2RLauncher/AM2RLauncher/MainForm/Splash.cs b/AM2RLauncher/AM2RLauncher/MainForm/Splash.cs
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..60859fc
--- /dev/null
+++ b/AM2RLauncher/AM2RLauncher/MainForm/Splash.cs
@@ -0,0 +1,80 @@
+using Eto;
+using System;
+using System.Collections.Generic;
+using System.Linq;
+
+namespace AM2RLauncher
+{
+    /// <summary>
+    /// Class only for providing Splashes
+    /// </summary>
+    static class Splash
+    {
+        /// <summary>
+        /// Cross-Platform splash strings
+        /// </summary>
+        static readonly string[] generalSplash =
+        {
+            "The real Ridley is the friends we made along the way.",
+            "Now with 100% more Septoggs!",
+            "Now with 100% more Blob Throwers!",
+            "Speedrun THIS, I dare you.",
+            "The broken pipe is a lie.",
+            "Overcommitting to April Fool's since 2018.",
+            "Also try Metroid II: Return of Samus!",
+            "Also try Metroid: Samus Returns!",
+            "Also try Prime 2D!",
+            "Trust me, it's an 'unintentional feature.'",
+            "Coming soon to a PC near you!",
+            "This ain't your parents' Metroid 2!",
+            "Now setting boss pattern to S P E E N",
+            "You S P E E N me right round, baby!",
+            "Wait, I thought Metroid was a guy!",
+            "jellyfish is helping yes",
+            "Why can't Metroid crawl?",
+            "When in doubt, blame GameMaker.",
+            "It just works™",
+            "Reject C++, return to ABSTRACTION",
+            "C# is just C++++ with Windows support.",
+            "Use of the Launcher has now been authorized!",
+        };
+
+        /// <summary>
+        /// Linux only splash strings
+        /// </summary>
+        static readonly string[] linuxSplash =
+        {
+            "Sorry this is ugly, but at least it works.",
+            "GTK + QT = 💣",
+            "I hope you use Arch, btw",
+            "All your Ubuntu are belong to Arch btw.",
+            "Help, how do I quit vim!?",
+            "The bloat isn't our fault, YoYo Games forced 1GB dependencies!",
+            "The quieter you are, the more Metroids you can hear.",
+            "What you are referring to as AM2R, is in fact, GNU/AM2R.",
+            "GNOME be gone!",
+            "Go compile your own girlfriend. This one doesn't count, she's out of your league.",
+            "Year 3115, NVIDIA still doesn't support Wayland.",
+            "Was a mouse really that expensive, i3 users!?",
+            "Imagine using non-free software."
+        };
+
+        /// <summary>
+        /// Get a random splash string, according to the current OS.
+        /// </summary>
+        /// <returns>The randomly chosen splash as a <see cref="string"/>.</returns>
+        static public string GetSplash()
+        {
+            string[] combinedSplash;
+            Random rng = new Random();
+
+            if (Platform.Instance.IsGtk) 
+                combinedSplash = generalSplash.Concat(linuxSplash).ToArray();
+            else 
+                combinedSplash = generalSplash;
+
+            string splashString = combinedSplash[rng.Next(0, combinedSplash.Length)];
+            return splashString;
+        }
+    }
+}